I’m going to count to three and I’m going to move the coin
no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”
school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
There are four types of people at school.
First you have your Ravenclaws
then your Gryffindors
then your Hufflepuffs
and lastly, your Slytherins.
*slow clap for the harry potter fandom*
The one person who doesn’t underestimate Stiles and his intelligence.
No but can we seriously talk about this. Peter has ALWAYS respected Stiles. Sure, he snarks at him, threatens him, but he doesn’t just dismiss him like everyone else does and he didn’t bite Stiles even though he could tell that Stiles probably actually did want it, despite the fact that he said no. He’s playful with Stiles- actually willingly banters with him. Whenever Stiles tries to help, even if it’s just with a baseball bat, or when he’s rapidly spitting out theories that no one pays attention to- you can tell that Peter is paying attention to him. I’m willing to be he constantly wonders why Stiles won’t take the bite- because let’s be honest, he would be fucking terrifying as a werewolf.
D-Don't close the door. My name is-
Ke$ha is a perfect example of how the media loves to make intelligent girls seem dumb and bitchy even though they are actually smart and caring. Ke$ha isn’t far from being a feminist icon but the media continues to label her as a dumb drunk party girl.
and Ke$ha is all for loving yourself and equality but she continues to receive harassment from mainstream media. Enough harassment to the point that she developed an eating disorder because of it. She is an example of how horrible and sexist the music industry is.